My Blue Heaven
Birthday Skeleton: “29 years old… only one year left until you’re officially in your 30’s!”
Me: “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

Birthday Skeleton: “29 years old… only one year left until you’re officially in your 30’s!”

Me: “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

dr-archeville:

blackphoenix77:

dr-archeville:

Dark Dungeons Full Trailer

Dark Dungeons brings Jack Chick’s 1984 masterpiece to the silver screen. Visit http://goo.gl/OqDHPs to order your copy!

Debbie and Marcie arrive at college unaware of the dangers of RPGing. They are soon indoctrinated into this dangerous lifestyle where they face the threat of learning real life magical powers, being invited to join a witches’ coven, and resisting the lure of Ms. Frost, a vile temptress of a GM. But what peril must the two friends face when they stumble across the Necronomicon and their fantasy game becomes a reality game? Find out in Dark Dungeons!

From JR Ralls and Zombie Orpheus Entertainment.

Premieres August 14th at Gen Con Indy!

It is exactly as over-the-top as I’d expected.

Who wants to come over and role play with me?? *evilaugh*

RPG!  RPG!  RPG!  RPG!  RPG!

gijokers:

Oh. Of COURSE.

One of the things I love about this episode is that it really looks to me like twins are just straight up scamming Serpentor for cash.  Like, they already have the computer virus and they tacitly admit that the $5 billion dollar price tag is way overestimating the cost, so they’re in it to make a profit as usual. 

The twins have always been in it for the money and I think they’d had just about enough of this Cobra nonsense by the time Serpentor shows up and starts choke slamming them when they sass him.  I think they were about ready to walk, but Mindbender worked on this whole computer virus/telethon scheme as a means of keeping them around to continue managing the money and making sure Serpentor didn’t spend Cobra into oblivion.

It looks like it was only a temporary measure though, because the twins and Extensive Enterprises were long gone by the time the DIC series rolled around.  And surprise surprise, with them out of the picture, Cobra Commander seems to spend a lot less time trying to take over the world and a lot more time just scrounging around for the cash to keep Cobra afloat.  Thanks again, Serpentor! 

ceruleancynic:

alecshao:

Toby de Silva - Immortal (2012)

Removed from the catacombs of Rome in the 17th century, the relics of 12 martyred saints were attired in the jeweled regalia of the previous period and reinterred in a remote church on the German/Czech border

BEST DRESSED DEAD GUYS EVER.

meanwhilebackinthedungeon:

— Earl Norem

A pretty accurate illustration for the Tower of the Elephant.  A half naked damsel in distress was added for obvious reasons.

meanwhilebackinthedungeon:

— Earl Norem

A pretty accurate illustration for the Tower of the Elephant.  A half naked damsel in distress was added for obvious reasons.

yuugs:

all the maximals are in the lil command centre place and rattrap is teasing dinobot all like “what lizard lips, you wanna fight me??” and then dinobto is like “im always dtf” and the room goes all quiet and optimus is like “dinobot join me in this other room we need 2 talk” and then op is like “I…

meanwhilebackinthedungeon:

— Earl Norem

I like how the sorcerer in the background looks like he’s trying so hard to direct these guys.  Like, 
Sorcerer: “COME ON GUYS!  He’s just one man!  Get… get him from behind!  No!  NO!  Green guy!  Come on!  He’s standing on your head dude!  This is embarrassing…  
Skeleton!  Come on, Skeleton warrior, don’t let me down!  Quick, while he’s busy slashing up the turban guys, go around him and… no!  What are you doing!?  Don’t look at me!  Don’t….!  Ugh… And there goes your head.  Great.  Unless I’m going to reenact Hamlet, your useless now.  Ugh… and now Conan’s looking at me.  *sigh* I am so dead.”

meanwhilebackinthedungeon:

— Earl Norem

I like how the sorcerer in the background looks like he’s trying so hard to direct these guys.  Like, 

Sorcerer: “COME ON GUYS!  He’s just one man!  Get… get him from behind!  No!  NO!  Green guy!  Come on!  He’s standing on your head dude!  This is embarrassing…  

Skeleton!  Come on, Skeleton warrior, don’t let me down!  Quick, while he’s busy slashing up the turban guys, go around him and… no!  What are you doing!?  Don’t look at me!  Don’t….!  Ugh… And there goes your head.  Great.  Unless I’m going to reenact Hamlet, your useless now.  Ugh… and now Conan’s looking at me.  *sigh* I am so dead.”

lolshtus:

Batman Is Always Useful

lolshtus:

Batman Is Always Useful